h0llo:

catch me in ur bathroom drinkin out the faucet cuz I’m too embarassed to ask ur mom where the cups are

(via text--posts)

trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

(Source: trencly, via text--posts)

mistakes i never learn from
  • 1. not checking to see if there's any toilet paper in the bathroom

brxkenpetal:

this-one-moment:

He just accepts it right away.

this makes me so happy and idk why

brxkenpetal:

this-one-moment:

He just accepts it right away.

this makes me so happy and idk why

(Source: ferfilelek, via fuckyeahloldemort)

fowler08:

howab0utn0:

"nobody fucking helps me in this house"

I’m laughing so hard at this

fowler08:

howab0utn0:

"nobody fucking helps me in this house"

I’m laughing so hard at this

(via humortastic)

dajo42:

reverse werewolves. wolves that turn into confused but excited humans every month at the full moon and run around doing weird human stuff until they wake up the next day in the middle of an office with a suit loosely draped over their wolf form

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

thehottestafricanqueen:

You ever been so mad that you was calm?

(Source: blaqvevo, via jaymefu)

piercelopez:

there are two types of crushes:

1. a casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute i’d like to get to know you better”

2. absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you fucking kidding me you are perfect wow i’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me

there is no in between

(via kniqk)

anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

(via kniqk)


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