reattachment:

If we’re texting then I have to be the one to reply late and not you
sorry I don’t make the rules

(via text--posts)

ivegottobethere:

ima-ho-ho-ho:

rneerkat:

snapfox:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises

it becomes daytrogen

I’m going to bed.

good nitrogen

sleep tightrogen

don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen

(via text--posts)

shingekinogf:

when your crush walks by

image

image

(via text--posts)

baelor:

SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST

LIVE IN A HOUSE

(via text--posts)

fvming:

I broke up with the door

It just wouldn’t open up to me

(Source: fvming, via text--posts)

drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

(via text--posts)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

(via text--posts)

stability:

floral-ink:

stability:

why is my bedroom always so hot

maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty

i love the science side of tumblr

(Source: stability, via text--posts)

lamebert:

caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens

(via text--posts)

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

(Source: my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it, via text--posts)


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