I stop telling people my name because they can't say it right even after I said it, at least, twice. Asian. Law Student.
Please Approach The Bench
I’m sorry, sir, I don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking
(via orgasmic-humor)
does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way
(Source: rigginsrigs, via i-will-die-laughing)
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
why this got notes i’ll never know
(via orgasmic-humor)
(Source: laluzun, via storiesliveinusforever)
When my mom says
“Wash the dishes!”
“Do the laundry!”
“Clean your room!”
…
“Dinner’s done!”
(via humortastic)
(Source: savemebarrys, via maara)
“Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I am kind to everyone, but when someone is unkind to me, weak is not what you are going to remember about me.”
—[ Al Capone ] (via leahrosepiggytoes)(Source: unfetteredexistence, via thelavyer)
“What a terrible thing it is to wound someone you really care for, and to do it so unconsciously.”
—Haruki Murakami (via arabarabarab)(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege, via lametisse)
